We're in a Pickler

*American Idol's Kelly Pickler

(Please read the following out loud and in a strong southern accent)
"I had my first spinach salad. It was ok. Kinda tasted like picking the leaves off of a bush. I tried my first squid, they call that cala-mari? I can live without eating THAT again. I've never seen so many dogs with clothes, they have little hats, booties and jackets... they definitely have more clothes than I do."

She may not have the best voice in the competition but leave it to this adorable girl from Dubar, North Carolina to wisely put this crazy city called Los Angeles into words. Stay tuned to find out what happens when a nice girl meets a bitchy city.