As you can see from this posting and the one below it, scientists have recently discovered that not only will modeling turn you into an insect but it can actually also make you a more violent human being. Naomi Campbell has been charged with second-degree assault after allegedly bashing her housekeeper in the head with a phone in an altercation at her Park Avenue apartment. By the way, this is the same woman that almost got my friend "Jane" fired after hitting up the L.A. hot spots recommended naively to her and deciding to overstay her welcome and simply missing her thousand dollar flight. I'm a model, you know what I mean? And I do my little turn.
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