The day Jay Leno actually made me laugh

Apparently someone was offering to sell a baby on craigslist this week. A whole other reason to blog but anyhow... According to Jay, Madonna's response was that she "is thrilled you can finally shop for them online".

Haha.

**My blog does not endorse any selling of babies, even if they are on sale for christmas.

The Neighborhood Watch

My dear friends and readers.

I have once again let Hollywood get the best of me. All the glitz, glamour, fame and escargots have obviously lead me to believe that I was too cool to blog any new posts for three months. Please forgive me. It is almost time for holidays. Things will be good again, I promise.

In proof of my exhaustion and lack of free time, I present exhibit A. Well actually, it just showcases one my co-workers' lack of personal life, but you will get the picture. We are all in this together.

EXHIBIT A:

Overworked Co-Worker: So my booty call came over last night.
Overworked Me: Finally!!
Overworked Co-Worker: I know. It was so awesome.
Overworked Co-Worker: Last time that happened was months ago!
Overworked Me: Mazel tov!!
Overworked Co-Worker: But the really awesome thing about it was that I finally got to meet my next door neighbor!
Overworked Me: Your neighbor is your new booty call? Mazel tov for reals!
Overworked Co-Worker: No.
Overworked Co-Worker: My neighbor came over to check if I was okay. He said he had never seen anyone aside from me actually leaving my house, especially at night.

So I'm not guilty, right?

Happy Thanksgiving my dear birds!