From my family to yours...

I know a lot of you probably don't REALLY know what this holiday is about, but in all honesty it's just like all our other holidays - they tried to kill us, they didn't, we eat.
Hope you are celebrating other wonderful excuses to eat with your loved ones as well :)

And more real life pictures to come soon...

The day Jay Leno actually made me laugh

Apparently someone was offering to sell a baby on craigslist this week. A whole other reason to blog but anyhow... According to Jay, Madonna's response was that she "is thrilled you can finally shop for them online".

Haha.

**My blog does not endorse any selling of babies, even if they are on sale for christmas.

The Neighborhood Watch

My dear friends and readers.

I have once again let Hollywood get the best of me. All the glitz, glamour, fame and escargots have obviously lead me to believe that I was too cool to blog any new posts for three months. Please forgive me. It is almost time for holidays. Things will be good again, I promise.

In proof of my exhaustion and lack of free time, I present exhibit A. Well actually, it just showcases one my co-workers' lack of personal life, but you will get the picture. We are all in this together.

EXHIBIT A:

Overworked Co-Worker: So my booty call came over last night.
Overworked Me: Finally!!
Overworked Co-Worker: I know. It was so awesome.
Overworked Co-Worker: Last time that happened was months ago!
Overworked Me: Mazel tov!!
Overworked Co-Worker: But the really awesome thing about it was that I finally got to meet my next door neighbor!
Overworked Me: Your neighbor is your new booty call? Mazel tov for reals!
Overworked Co-Worker: No.
Overworked Co-Worker: My neighbor came over to check if I was okay. He said he had never seen anyone aside from me actually leaving my house, especially at night.

So I'm not guilty, right?

Happy Thanksgiving my dear birds!

Back, Babies.

For those of you who are still actually checking if I added any new posts, thank you and my apologies - life got a bit ahead of me and going between a war and Hollywood has unfortunately affected my favorite creative outlet. Just when I thought I would never have a REALLY good excuse.
So even though I am already back in TV land, slaving away and loving it but of course, I am back... Promise. And I bring you my message for the week: The Pope said that working too hard is bad for you. So who are we to argue?

Just a reminder to keep your priorities in check kids.

Enjoy...

Yes, I'm alive.

Thanks for the love dear friends but I am alive and well and surviving the craziness... Peace Out.. Or something :)

Mad House

Why does my family (myself included) and everyone else in my proximity go absolutely bananas every time the World Cup comes around? (or as we like to say, the "Mondial")

Not really sure but GOD, I LOVE IT.

Just sharing some happy moments from vacation land...

Word Of The Day

free·dom

1. The condition of being free of restraints.
2. Liberty of the person from slavery, detention, or oppression.
3. The capacity to exercise choice; free will.
4. All of the above?

Let the good times begin...

Just a vacation

It is my last week at my job and I'm getting ready to be kidnapped into the Mediterranean region for an undisclosed period of time. The same brain that has been getting paid to think for almost a year is now the equivalent of a burnt marshmallow.
But don't you worry, I'll be popping up for visits and thinking about all of you... As I continue to work on my tan. Hugs!

THE OTHERS(IDE)

So you know that whole "THE OTHERS" shtick they do on "LOST"? Yeah, I think I know where they got that one from. As I always say, there are no coincidences.
On the studio lot I work on (which happens to be quite big and not in any financial misfortune or a lack of trees, I should add) there is a very strange building that you enter from the fake streets of New York. They call it "Building 89". I call it... THE OTHER SIDE.
Most of the offices in this building are underground. And when I say underground I mean, UNDER THE GROUND. It's a very small and interesting world in this building. It's casual Friday mode the entire week. The others are only allowed to wear Jeans and a Hawaiian t-shirt. I also noticed that almost all of them wear glasses (you are right, the lighting is not very good on the other side). There are all kinds of random offices on THE OTHER SIDE. There is even a shoe repair man. Which of course, could only lead me to believe that it would be easy to live and reproduce there. It kind of reminds me of the Churchill museum in London, which happens to be situated in an old basement and is only accessed through underground tunnels. The thing is, last time I checked World War II ended, right? Don't these studio execs think its time to free these people?

Just trying to save the world before all the polar bears attack us.

Breaking-Up is hard to do.

In a recent event promoting her new summer flick "The Break-Up" a young, enthusiastic reporter came up to Jennifer Aniston and asked "So, what was the hardest break-up you've ever had to go through?"

Oh, I dont know.

Something about Namibia...Babies... Star Magazine...Paparazzi Helicopters above my house... It's all coming back to me now...

You have what we call...

The S Factor. Veronika says that stripping class is "just like Pilates, only with clear heels and a pole." What about a few George Washingtons? I'm going to guess that is what the advanced class is for.

Nice Guy of the Week.

I'd like to give props to Joel McHale, Host of E!'s "The Soup". Not only does he actually make me laugh out loud when I'm by myself (rare) but he's also a really nice, down to earth guy. Refreshing.
Hope you all had a great Memorial Day Weekend as well... Here's to finally getting tan (or at least still working on it).

The Book Club

And another friend's thoughts.

I know, it doesn't end.

I was cleaning up my apartment because the guy I'm seeing was coming over and I realized I had to stash away half my reading materials. I've got "He's Just Not That Into You", "Why Men Love Bitches", and "The Rules" all sitting next to each other. I thought I was done but then I realized that I had a whole other genre of books that my dad gave me while I was growing up like "Conversationaly Speaking - How To Talk to People" and "10 Stupid Mistakes Women Make That Mess Up Their Lives".

Wax Off

Just some happy Friday thoughts. God, I love my friends.

Moose Girl: I want to get a bikini wax. They have different kinds and I want a good one.
Banana Girl: You should totally get one, you'll have much better sex.
Moose Girl:If I have ANY sex that would be nice.
Moose Girl: If I meet someone worth it.
Banana Girl: Yeah, Lechaim.
Moose Girl: This is an exclusive membership!
Banana Girl: Right? You're like a racist country club. "No ass-holes allowed".

Do I Make Ya Proud?

A big congratulations to Taylor Hicks, the new American Idol.
Although my sources reveal that Mr. Nice guy has let the fame go to his head rather quickly, I'm willing to give him another shot. Innocent until proven guilty I say. Evidence A: I may have been singing along to "Do I Make You Proud?". Just Saying. Moving on.

Best moments of this unbelievably hyped and crazed phenomenon that had the streets of Hollywood blocked off were:
Elliot and Mary J Blige bringing it on. She pretty much took over, but still. I got chills.
Toni Braxton trying to sing but barely uttering a sound.
That Clay Aiken kid and his spasm attack reaction to seeing his hero emerge from the huge screen. Priceless.
Clay Aiken looking like a woman.
Simon in a suit.
David Hasselhoff, CRYING, in a subconscious cross promotion for America's Got Talent. Oops, that's on a different network FOX.
Meatloaf and the.. handkerchief?
Paris, Lisa and Mandisa. The new earth, wind and fiyah. Bam.
That stripper girl who won a golden idol for Idols Gone Wild or whatever that was.
Kellie Pickler eating snails.

'till next time.... SOUL PATROL!! WOOO!!(Now repeat 100 times please)

Presenting The Class of 2006

And now, its time for a little investigative reporting. Do you find yourself wondering what young adults really think about these days as they get ready to step into the real world? Is it about career? Money? Or perhaps Love and Dating?
I love my friends for many reasons, but mostly because they inspire many of my blog entries. And now, I present to you... The graduating truth.

The Graduate: I feel like having one person to hook up with isn't enough. You need a variety. Like three.
Banana Girl: Three?
The Graduate: Yeah. That way you go about three days between each one. Its a good amount. You switch out each day. Three days, three guys. That way you don't get attached or sick of any of them.
Banana Girl: But seriously, who has time to manage 3 hook-up buddies on a weekly basis.
The Graduate: Me. Im graduating!

Something tells me the world may welcome the Class of 2006 with open arms...

**Upfronts News Flash**

Some scoops from the last few days in TV Land...

CW has ordered 13 more episodes of the refusing to die 7th Heaven.
What about Brian is coming back!
Veronica Mars is likely to get picked up... But mostly because all the other CW drama pilots sucked.
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip starring Matthew Perry is the new NBC gem to watch for.
Callista Flockhart McBeal has a new show on ABC called Brothers and Sisters.
The OC is also returning... minus Marissa (move over Neutrogena, Taylor Townsend is takin' over!)
Invasion has drownded in the swamp.. And so has Freddie.


And Joey finally gets axed. Amen.

More to come...

WHAT?!?

I almost had a panic attack... But the good kind. The Office Season Finale may have just been one of the ultimate TV moments of this year.
And John Krasinski, can we maybe get stuck together in an elevator or something?
How much do we love May my fellow TV dorks... So so much.
Stay tuned for my thoughts of the upcoming Network Upfronts Presenations. Good times.

Currently listening to...

The new Weepies album "Say I Am You". Listen to it here.

AND - Don't think I forgot.

HAPPY CINCO DE DRINKO!!

And no, I did not come up with that.
All rights are reserved to Benitos and her Texan friends.
Here's to getting drunk with your token Mexican friends. Horray!!

And as for MySpace -

I failed to mention I have unwillingly been entered in the "Hottie of Minnestoa" contest. Wish. Me. Luck.

The Friendster-Philippines Conspiracy

If you are also a lucky member of Friendster like myself, then there is a good chance you have gotten a few friendly requests from fellow young adults in the Philippines. One has to wonder though, why is this the only foreign country that we get requests and emails from? Something smells fishy to me. I'd like to share the email I received below (keep in mind that I refrained from editing any grammar mistakes for your enjoyment):

hIhI, will like to KNow you...
Interested to know you after reading your Profile...
I am new in here and even though we are a little far
apart, I am very sincere and looking for a friend,
and long term relationship:) I would describemyself
as an ambitious, fun loving, energetic individual
who believes in living life to the fullest. A guy who
like mixing ard much thats y joinin this Friendster
hoping to know more friends & a fresh reLationship.
i can be pretty open sometimes, depending on the
situation, & am a good listener. Financially very
secure and lives life to the fullest. But if we share
the same interests, u could send me a message
anytime to know each other better!!
If you dun mind, can you call my mobile so we can
chat over the phone. I wait for your call soon, if
you prefer me to call you, you can drop your
numbeR to me...
YongJie
81074277

Thank GOD for my international calling plan.

In Memoriam.

Today Israel remembers 22,123 civilians and soldiers who lost their lives in wars and terror attacks. I dedicate this to the people I loved and miss, those who won't be able to have a blog, or read one, those who won't get to laugh or cry again, and experience the things that we take for granted almost every single day. May they rest in peace and know how much we miss them.

So, about Brian...

During last night's new episode of "What About Brian" I couldn't help but once again be reminded of Bill Maher's "Be More Cynical" Comedy Special. "The real problem with movies", says Maher, "is not violence. It's romance." Granted this is TV but stay with me here, I have a really good point. Maher continues to sacrastically poke at how unrealistic the common theatrical scenarios have become. "Guy meets girl. She HATES him. But he's gonna get her! Well, in real life that's called STALKING.

Which brings me back to last night's episode.

So say you're a guy with really soft hair and you like this girl. She really likes you too but the thing is, she met you in the bathroom right after you slept with her roommate, who also happens to have the same name as her (extremely hypothetical in my case). So she has sex with you but she's too nice to date you cause that's just like, not cool. So you walk the streets of L.A., pondering the meaning of life, because you know everyone just walks everywhere in L.A., especially at night and especially after they go shopping. Anyways, you randomly run into the girl. She looks flawless, just the way people look after a day of work and shopping. She is sweet and she puts quarters in everyone's meters because "Nobody likes to get a parking ticket". So you beg to call her. She says, "No, I'll call YOU." She smiles, turns around and walks away. You're smitten. She turns around again. Her hair is waving in the wind. She smiles again.

Gotta love escapism.

Gettin Jewy with it

Will Smith, aka the artist formerly known at The Fresh Prince, has found himself a new destiny. Bar Mitzvah Crasher! Yes, that's right. I don't even need to make any of this up. It's that good. And as the prince knows, when you crash, you crash gooood. So for example if you choose to crash with relatives, you crash in Bel Air, AND if and when you choose to crash a bar Mitzvah you crash it in Jerusalem. Because that's as good as it gets.

Oh and I should probably mention that (in a shocking turn of events) Jerusalem also happens to be the hometown of yours truly. As I said before, a little self-promotion never hurt anyone, right?

Mazel Tov!!

"The Real OC"

Help!! Where am I? Why is everyone screaming?! Why are the horses dancing and walking backwards?! How come everyone knows what to do like they have been here a million times before?? Who is Black and White? Why do I keep clapping at the wrong moments? Are we really wearing paper crowns? Am I an extra on a Burger King Commercial?? Is downtown Fullerton really the new hot spot? Seriously, where am I??

Oh that's right, I'm at a birthday party at Medieval Times, a place nestled off a thousand exits past my house. Just checking.

Disappointment of the week

I've always been a big TJ's fan. Inexpensive, organic and healthy food, just the way I like it. I've become an even bigger fan ever since the friendly TJ guys started giving me advice on life, love and myspace. But that all changed this week when I got food poisoning from their fresh cut pre-packaged cantaloupe. Granted, I should have stopped when I smelled something funny but two fresh cut pieces later I was losing all my lovin' for my TJ Boys. This better get me some free goat cheese.

Just Beat It.

As you can see from this posting and the one below it, scientists have recently discovered that not only will modeling turn you into an insect but it can actually also make you a more violent human being. Naomi Campbell has been charged with second-degree assault after allegedly bashing her housekeeper in the head with a phone in an altercation at her Park Avenue apartment. By the way, this is the same woman that almost got my friend "Jane" fired after hitting up the L.A. hot spots recommended naively to her and deciding to overstay her welcome and simply missing her thousand dollar flight. I'm a model, you know what I mean? And I do my little turn.

Girl please, spread yo' wings.

And just when I thought there weren't enough Omarosa's this TV Season, along comes Jade... A wannabe, cracked out, crazy, arrogant, bleached restaurant hostess on ANTM's Cycle 6 who best describes herself as a "Biracial butterfly". Yeah, OKAY.

And I'm a flowering falafel.

Sweet dreams and good night, don't let the biracial butterfly bite!

I'm A Bad Jew.

Look, even Madonna celebrated Purim (pictured here at the Kabbalah Center in Los Angeles). Apparently Miss Banana Girl was too busy looking for a cute green shirt to wear on St. Patty's Day. For those of you who don't know, Purim is like the Jewish Halloween. Educate yourself.

Seriously?

Ok yes. Maybe he is adorable. But seriously. Should Kevin Covais seriously be in American Idol's Top 12? After what has seemed like 50,000 episodes and about a million or so auditions is it not somewhat silly that Chicken Little is still in the running towards becoming America's Next (Top) Idol?
Bless his heart.

Best New Show on Television?

"CHEERLEADER NATION" premieres this Sunday, March 12th at 10PM/9 Central on Lifetime.Variety says that "Producers clearly found ace ways to draw distinctions among these girls... Production values are outstanding, and the producers have captured the appropriate tension and devotion that surrounds this world."
Hey, a little self-promotion never hurt anyone.

Worldly

GREATEST. (POST) OSCAR. MOMENT. In an interview with E! during their post-Oscar party coverage, Venus & Serena Williams were asked who they had been rooting for. "Well," said Serena, "we were rooting for everyone who won, but I was really happy for Phillip Seamen Hoffmore." As if anyone's gonna tell this chick she's wrong and risk being smacked with a tennis racket. Classic.

Unhappily Ever After

This just in -- The short lived couplehood of ABC's latest Bachelor has run its course. Who would have thought... The World is (once again) stunned.

In other news ABC is expected to announce today it will be picking up 20 more seasons of "The Bachelor" claiming it is one of
the network's staple reality shows.

You know what this show reminds me of? An old vegetable who is hooked up to a respirator by his family's last wish despite their suffering. Let it Die. Just let it die.

King of the 'hood

Jennifer Jones, a 21-year-old Lesbian Senior at Hood College in Fredrick, Maryland, beat out three men for the honor of Homecoming King. Jones had actually tried to run for homecoming prince last year, but a student committee wouldn't let her on the ballot. Hey, how does Pope Banana Girl the I sound?

OOPS.

I have GOT to give props to this cute little lady. I heard this story last night, slightly intoxicated but managed to promise myself I would not forget it so I could share it with all of you.
So my friend works on show that features a lot of Celebrities. To protect everyone's privacy I will refrain from using anyone's real name. So my friend, we'll call her Jane, excuses herself on a break during the show's taping. So there goes Jane, minding her own business, when suddenly she hears a loud fart come out from one of the other stalls. Following the fart were these exact words "God, I knew I had to do that!!". The voice behind door number 1? No other than Sue Johanson, the show's featured guest that day. I praise this woman for her honesty and think we all have a thing or two to learn from her. Have a breezy day!

How Eating Disorders Start.

Natalie: Can I just tell you that Rosario has the best body ever in Rent?
Banana Girl: Umm. She's Anroexic and like dying of AIDS in it.
Natalie: Ok, but still.
Natalie: She is so skinny.
Natalie: I want to be skinny too!
Banana Girl: Oh please.
Banana Girl: So you want to be homeless and have AIDS too?
Natalie: No.
Banana Girl: Ok, well be quiet then.
Banana Girl: And go eat a sandwich.

Maybe I'm not Oprah...

But hey, I can still have a book club.
As for this one, you know what they say. Its always good to plan ahead! And I've only got one more year to do it... So here I go. Get me ready for my crisis. My favorite chapter so far? "Survive Nine to Five" (when in reality Five equals Seven of course).

Help is on the way...

Up To Date?

As Comedian Chelsea Handler would say...

“Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either."

Or as Bill would say...

"Women need to stop complaining about men until they start showing better taste in them."

I heard this last night and just thought it was one of the most simple yet brilliant things I have heard in a long time.

The Queen's Diet

"A refrigerator full of water and Gatorade? Honey, that's just not gonna happen."

Just keeping it real, Dr. Atkins.

All Dolled Up

Dear Parents. This is "Blythe". In her free time she likes to hold seances, tarot card readings and listen to Goth Rock. Please keep her locked up and out of your children's reach.

Still want more Blythe?

*Thank you to Adam for this link.

Wheel of Fortune

My office fortune says that "Birds are entangled by their feet and men by their tongues." If anyone wants to share their take on how this affects my future, I'm all ears.

We're in a Pickler

*American Idol's Kelly Pickler

(Please read the following out loud and in a strong southern accent)
"I had my first spinach salad. It was ok. Kinda tasted like picking the leaves off of a bush. I tried my first squid, they call that cala-mari? I can live without eating THAT again. I've never seen so many dogs with clothes, they have little hats, booties and jackets... they definitely have more clothes than I do."

She may not have the best voice in the competition but leave it to this adorable girl from Dubar, North Carolina to wisely put this crazy city called Los Angeles into words. Stay tuned to find out what happens when a nice girl meets a bitchy city.

(Almost) Corner Office With A View

YES. I've got a view bitchesss. It's what keeps me going these days. Something REAL good better happen this week. Such a shame someone in Oregon already won the 250 Million Lotto. (Sorry this pic is blurry, all I had was my camera phone)

Gorm Who?

Is it really that hard to add a few simple words to those cartoon drawings that come along with your unbuilt furniture? Cause I really don't think that any piece of wood has ever made me feel this dumb.

Spielberg Tries To Make History... But Instead Decides To Change it.

Keep in mind that you'll probably find the review below a bit too opinionated for your own good, but then remind yourself that this is MY blog so... Yeah.
I'll start with the ending because this movie became much more bothersome for me to watch towards the end. Spielberg chooses to end Munich with a still shot of the Twin Towers. We're not talking a split second or even a hot minute. You leave the theater with that image in mind. Now, one has to wonder - if the Munich Olympics were in 1972 and the Twin Towers were only completed in 1973, than what the hell are they doing there? Ahhh. A little birdie calls coincidence tells me that there is a strong possibility Spielberg and Tony Kushner may have been siding with the extremists that claimed that if it wasn't for the Israeli-Palestinian conflict this whole 9/11 thing never would have happened. These people may have not gotten too much attention, but yes, they did exist. So if you think those tall ass buildings just randomly happen to appear in the ending shot, then you my friend, are a tad bit naive.

As for Eric Bana and the rest of these fictional Mossad agents - Hate to break it to you, but these are hardly the typical Mossad guys. I only allow myself to say that because I know what they are like. They're not clumsy. They don't blow themselves up. And, In REALITY - the real Mossad agents never died! Spielberg kills almost all of them. Please. As for those who say the Israelis did admit to wrongful killings following Munich - that was only one incident and yes, it was a horrible, huge mistake. Ironically, that's not even the one featured in the movie. "Inspired by real events" takes on a whole other meaning, doesn't it? Lets try and stick to the facts people.

Now lets talk about Brooklyn for a second. Sure, any average moviegoer may not see the big deal about the Mossad agent ending up in Brooklyn (after feeling betrayed and abandoned by his own county of course). The average Israeli however, will tell you that Israel wasn't chosen to be the Jewish State just because its close to the mediterranean ocean. That's just a nice bonus. There's an incredible amount of history in that tiny little place. Regardless of this, Israelis and Jews can obviously live wherever they want (I for example am typing this as I overlook my view of the Hollywood sign). But when it comes to those who represent and work for the government the story is a bit different. By the way, Mossad agents don't really leave their families for almost a year either. Or end up in Brooklyn. Or Seattle for that matter. So what's my theory on this one? Well, here's another thing you probably didn't know. In an interview to the Times of London Tony Kushner had actually said that "the founding of the State of Israel was for the Jewish people a historical, moral, political calamity.... I wish modern Israel hadn't been born." Still think its a coincidence Bana ends up in Brooklyn? As one of the editors of the Washington Post bluntly points out - this is supposedly the true home of a conscience Jew. It baffles me that a man who says such things (there's plenty more where that came from, by the way) goes on to make millions off of the slaughter of 11 Israelis. Argh.

The bottom line is, we all like to go see fictional movies. BUT, you have a certain obligation to get the story right when you call a movie Munich and base it on such tragedy. Instead, the victims are used as props for political agenda (let alone for the political agenda of those who killed them, oops).

I have gotten into a few disagreements about this movie ever since it has come out. People will constantly tell me "How sad it is" and how its "Such a shame you guys can't get along." You know, we are dealing with terrorists here. Like hellooo, they don't really listen. Apparently, its hard to get this point across to even the smartest and most understanding people. The things you do to protect your life, family or country may not be the ideal ones in a perfect world, but we have to keep doing them so that maybe one day our kids won't have to worry about this bananas.

Brokeback Mountain is so winning anyways. You know you can't quit them.

Because Its What Jesus Would Friggin Do.

You know those weeks that kinda suck, and all you want is that one itty bitty glimmer of hope that's just gonna make you go, "Okay, maybe this isn't so bad afterall?" Well, that glimmer doesnt usually come in the form of an actual star (and by star I now mean a celebrity) but tonight kids, it came in the form of Dr. Alex Karev... Or Justin Chambers if you'd like to live in reality for some obscure reason. Yes, the star was pretty small up close, and maybe not so shiny, and yes, he was also pushing along a stroller, FIVE (gasp) children and a wife BUT - Nevertheless, a special moment for any dorky, Grey's Anatomy obssesed fan like myself.
See ya Sunday Alex! I'll be at Joe's.

MyFace

I walk into Trader Joe's after a long day at work. I shop around, run into a friend and then get to the check out line only to have the most insightful and honest conversaton I've had all day. And all week too, I think.

TJ Guy: How you doin' this evening?
Me: Good, just tired.
TJ Guy: Too much partying last night?
Me: Nah, I just stayed up too late for no reason.
TJ Guy: Internet? (Straighforwardness, so hot)
Me: Umm.. maybe. But not like bad stuff or anything. Just "regular Internet".
TJ Guy: Oh. MySpace?
Me (shocked and slightly embarrased): Well, actually, yea.. that website, its just evil I think.
TJ Guy: Well, do you make friends on it at least?
Me: Uh, no, I mean, not really.
TJ Guy: So what do you do on it?
Me: Yea, I'm not really sure. I just talk to my friends.
TJ Guy: Right.
Me: No, really. That's all I use it for. Haven't you heard about all those crazy predators that are finding little girls and boys on myspace? its horrible. horrible.
TJ Guy: Yeah... horrible.
Me (Blushing and rushing off): Ok, well, thanks and good night!!
TJ Guy (yelling): Girl, just do yourself a favor and turn that thing off.

Lesson of the day - use myspace too much and it will really start to show. In yo' face.

Idolize

Alright dog pound, check it. I am not a regular Idol watcher but those who know me know I like to force myself to watch as much tv as possible. What? it keeps me in the loop. This year's lucky winner is the one and only, American Idol. I'm getting ready to wrap up here at work and I can't believe that Im actually anxious to know who is going to get booted off by America. So in light of the upcoming oscar pools I usually win here are my picks and tricks for the night.
As for the dog pound, I say Bobby 'Copacabana', Patrick "So-what-if-I'm-not-as-pretty-as-ace" Hall (kudos producers on this byte) will both not be adopted tonight. I'm not too sure about that elvis kid either. As for the poodles, Stevie Scott is definitley taking a long walk in the park tonight and I sure hope to god that the awful stray cat Brenna joins her. Im still trying to clean up her scratches. Heather Cox and Kinnik are probably a close call as well. So lets cross our fingers for all of them. Take it away Paris and Ace!! YEA! Favoritism!