Wax Off

Just some happy Friday thoughts. God, I love my friends.

Moose Girl: I want to get a bikini wax. They have different kinds and I want a good one.
Banana Girl: You should totally get one, you'll have much better sex.
Moose Girl:If I have ANY sex that would be nice.
Moose Girl: If I meet someone worth it.
Banana Girl: Yeah, Lechaim.
Moose Girl: This is an exclusive membership!
Banana Girl: Right? You're like a racist country club. "No ass-holes allowed".