I walk into Trader Joe's after a long day at work. I shop around, run into a friend and then get to the check out line only to have the most insightful and honest conversaton I've had all day. And all week too, I think.
TJ Guy: How you doin' this evening?
Me: Good, just tired.
TJ Guy: Too much partying last night?
Me: Nah, I just stayed up too late for no reason.
TJ Guy: Internet? (Straighforwardness, so hot)
Me: Umm.. maybe. But not like bad stuff or anything. Just "regular Internet".
TJ Guy: Oh. MySpace?
Me (shocked and slightly embarrased): Well, actually, yea.. that website, its just evil I think.
TJ Guy: Well, do you make friends on it at least?
Me: Uh, no, I mean, not really.
TJ Guy: So what do you do on it?
Me: Yea, I'm not really sure. I just talk to my friends.
TJ Guy: Right.
Me: No, really. That's all I use it for. Haven't you heard about all those crazy predators that are finding little girls and boys on myspace? its horrible. horrible.
TJ Guy: Yeah... horrible.
Me (Blushing and rushing off): Ok, well, thanks and good night!!
TJ Guy (yelling): Girl, just do yourself a favor and turn that thing off.
Lesson of the day - use myspace too much and it will really start to show. In yo' face.
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